The Magnificent Reikland Steel Underpants Team
Formerly the Reikland Shadows, the squad suffered appalling injuries at the hands of several Orc teams in the amateur leagues, resulting in their Dwarven apothecary Konk's famous quote: "We need tougher players or a dozen pairs of stainless steel underpants!". Fortunately for the players (some would say unfortunately) their coach took Konk's words to heart, and the last thing many surprised players now see before they hit the turf is the dazzling gleam of a highly polished pair of weapons-grade steel Y-Fronts.
Team Roster |
| # |
Name |
Position |
Status |
Experience |
Skills |
M |
ST |
AG |
AV |
Cmp |
Td |
Int |
Cas |
MVP |
SPP |
Value |
| 1 |
Bulging Hoskins | Lineman | Ok | Rookie | [-AG] | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
50,000 gp |
| 2 |
Socks McGraw | Lineman | Ok | Experienced | Block | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 |
70,000 gp |
| 3 |
Teddy Mongoose | Lineman | Ok | Rookie | None | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
50,000 gp |
| 4 |
Wilfrid Hedgehog | Lineman | Ok | Rookie | None | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
50,000 gp |
| 5 |
Lardy Osric Yellowbugle | Lineman | Ok | Rookie | None | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
50,000 gp |
| 6 |
Stringy Fritz | Catcher | Ok | Emerging star | Catch, Dodge; Block; Diving Catch; Jump Up | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 31 |
130,000 gp |
| 7 |
Doughnut Smith | Catcher | Ok | Experienced | Catch, Dodge; [+ST] | 8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
120,000 gp |
| 8 |
Rudi Morpork | Thrower | Ok | Veteran | Sure Hands, Pass; Accurate; [Strong Arm] | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 |
120,000 gp |
| 9 |
Mad Henry | Thrower | Ok | Veteran | Sure Hands, Pass; Accurate; Nerves of Steel | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 19 |
110,000 gp |
| 10 |
"Jammy" Dodger Forbes | Blitzer | Ok | Rookie | Block | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
90,000 gp |
| 11 |
Biff von Fudge | Blitzer | Ok | Veteran | Block; Guard; [Jump Up] | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 28 |
140,000 gp |
| 12 |
Strapping Brian Leathergusset | Lineman | Niggled | Experienced | [Niggle]; [-MA]; Block | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8* | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
70,000 gp |
| 13 |
Interesting Spaghetti Simpkins | Blitzer | Ok | Veteran | Block; Mighty Blow; Tackle | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 22 |
130,000 gp |
| 14 |
The Stig | Blitzer | Ok | Experienced | Block; Mighty Blow | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 |
110,000 gp |
| 15 |
Marbles O'Rourke | Catcher | Ok | Veteran | Catch; Dodge; [+MA]; Diving Catch | 9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 26 |
140,000 gp |
| 16 |
Wensleydale Privetbreeches | Ogre | Ok | Veteran | Loner; Bone-head; Mighty Blow; Thick Skull; Throw Team-Mate; Guard; Break Tackle | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17 |
180,000 gp |
| Former Players |
|---|
| 10 |
Boots von Fudge | Blitzer | Dead | Experienced | Block; Guard | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 |
0 gp |
| 4 |
Donald Fluff | Lineman | Dead | Experienced | Block | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 |
0 gp |
| 5 |
Xavier Fluff | Lineman | Dead | Rookie | None | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
0 gp |
| 2 |
Frederick Whippet | Lineman | Dead | Rookie | None | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
0 gp |
| 1 |
Arthur Cheese | Lineman | Dead | Rookie | [-MA] | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 gp |
| 12 |
Gerhard Miggins | Lineman | Ret | Rookie | [-MA] | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 gp |
| [Skill] denotes a skill obtained on a double, a stat increase or a stat decrease (from an injury). An asterisk in the Armour column denotes a niggling injury |
|---|
Results |
| Date | Competition | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate |
|---|
| 17/08/2010 | Spike! Trophy 2010 | Norsica Marauders | 2 - 3 | 1 - 2 | 52,000 |
| 10/08/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | High Rollers | 0 - 4 | 1 - 2 | 28,000 |
| 13/07/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | S.L.Ü.T.S. | 0 - 3 | 3 - 0 | 21,000 |
| 24/11/2009 | Empirewide Reikland Conference | Minisorta Vikings | 2 - 3 | 2 - 2 | 16,000 |
| 13/10/2009 | Empirewide Reikland Conference | Badbog Smeggerz | 2 - 0 | 2 - 0 | 30,000 |
| 09/10/2009 | Empirewide Reikland Conference | Woodland Wanderers | 1 - 4 | 4 - 0 | 31,000 |
| 02/10/2009 | Empirewide Reikland Conference | Queen Myrine and the Gorgons | 3 - 3 | 1 - 2 | 25,000 |
| 15/09/2009 | Empirewide Reikland Conference | Norsica Marauders | 2 - 1 | 1 - 5 | 24,000 |
| 19/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | The Eaglettes | 0 - 4 | 3 - 2 | 26,000 |
| 10/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Aarvik Avalanche | 2 - 2 | 2 - 4 | 27,000 |
| 07/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Death-Head Decayers | 2 - 1 | 0 - 4 | 14,000 |
| 05/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Norsica Marauders | 1 - 1 | 2 - 2 | 24,000 |
| 26/06/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Bögenhafen Blaze | 0 - 1 | 1 - 4 | 20,000 |
| 26/06/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Aarvik Avalanche | 2 - 2 | 0 - 0 | 16,000 |
| 13/05/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Hawk Eye Water Chariot | 0 - 2 | 1 - 0 | 20,000 |
| 28/04/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Raging Bulls | 1 - 3 | 0 - 2 | 14,000 |
| 31/03/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Sand & Mithril 40 Miners | 0 - 1 | 1 - 2 | 14,000 |
| 03/03/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Da Immortulz | 2 - 1 | 2 - 1 | 12,000 |
| 24/02/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | High Rollers | 2 - 2 | 0 - 4 | 13,000 |
| 05/12/2008 | Non-scoring Friendlies | Varaland Fury | 1 - 2 | 0 - 0 | 12,000 |
| 18/03/2008 | Non-scoring Friendlies | Minisorta Vikings (NEB) | 3 - 2 | 1 - 0 | 16,000 |
