Necrofailure
Necrofailure were formed in 2532, by team owner Klaus Johannes, a failed bloodbowl player of some no reputation. One blasted night on Mittlebracht Heath, Johannes stumbled upon a wounded and dying necromancer, Ill Wilhelm von Stuck. Persuaded by the necromancer's desperate promises of power and wealth, Johannes held a healing potion to Ill Wilhelm's quivering lips. A partnership was born. With a desire to prove wrong, and exact revenge, on those teams that had not given his career a chance to flourish (all human teams within 300 miles of Altdorf), Johannes raided the cemeteries along the River Bogen and Ill Wilhelm raised them.
Necrofailure have only recently played league games, and have developed a slow running game, described by Bob Bifford as 'unprogressive' and 'inconsequential to any defense'.
Team Roster |
| # |
Name |
Position |
Status |
Experience |
Skills |
M |
ST |
AG |
AV |
Cmp |
Td |
Int |
Cas |
MVP |
SPP |
Value |
| 1 |
The late Johann Gruber | Skeleton | Ok | Rookie | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
40,000 gp |
| 2 |
The Player Formerly Known As 'Sergeant' Flash-Swipe (redeceased) | Zombie | Ok | Rookie | Regeneration | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
40,000 gp |
| 3 |
Heinrich Mussler, husband of the above | Skeleton | Ok | Rookie | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
40,000 gp |
| 4 |
A beloved father and husband, Ernst Gott | Skeleton | Ok | Experienced | Regeneration, Thick Skull; Dirty Player | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
60,000 gp |
| 5 |
The late Max Schmidt | Skeleton | Ok | Rookie | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
40,000 gp |
| 7 |
Missed by all, Lothar Borscht | Skeleton | Ok | Veteran | Regeneration, Thick Skull; Block; (Normal skill, +MA OR +AV TBA) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 22 |
90,000 gp |
| 8 |
Ghul Liver | Ghoul | Ok | Experienced | Dodge; [-MA]; Wrestle | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 |
90,000 gp |
| 9 |
Aylin Morrkin | Wight | Ok | Experienced | Block, Regeneration; (Normal skill TBA) | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 |
110,000 gp |
| 10 |
Morvram the Undead | Wight | Ok | Experienced | Block, Regeneration; Tackle | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
110,000 gp |
| 11 |
Amun Ab'aht ah-Dog | Mummy | Ok | Experienced | Mighty Blow, Regeneration; Guard | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 |
140,000 gp |
| 12 |
Tutandfrown the Great | Mummy | Ok | Experienced | Mighty Blow, Regeneration; Guard | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 12 |
140,000 gp |
| 13 |
Earane Elensar (deceased) | Zombie | Ok | Rookie | Regeneration | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
40,000 gp |
| 14 |
Sikk-Noht | Ghoul | Ok | Veteran | Dodge; Sure Hands; Block | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16 |
110,000 gp |
| 15 |
Hisk Haids | Ghoul | Ok | Rookie | Dodge | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
70,000 gp |
| Former Players |
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| 6 |
A beloved husband, Georg Haptner | Skeleton | Ret | Rookie | Regeneration, Thick Skull; [-ST] | 5 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 gp |
| 15 |
R.I.P. Felix Gruber | Zombie | Ret | Rookie | Regeneration; [-AV] | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 gp |
| 2 |
The much missed Arnhelm Schlepp | Skeleton | Dead | Rookie | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 gp |
| [Skill] denotes a skill obtained on a double, a stat increase or a stat decrease (from an injury). An asterisk in the Armour column denotes a niggling injury |
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Results |
| Date | Competition | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate |
|---|
| 07/09/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | Molten Death | 1 - 2 | 1 - 3 | 18,000 |
| 24/08/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | The Unclean Ones | 0 - 2 | 1 - 4 | 27,000 |
| 29/06/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | High Rollers | 1 - 4 | 3 - 1 | 23,000 |
| 04/05/2010 | Empirewide Nord-Ost Conference | The Merry Boatmen | 2 - 0 | 1 - 1 | 22,000 |
| 09/03/2010 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Pickhandlers & Shovellers Social Club | 3 - 2 | 1 - 0 | 22,000 |
| 23/02/2010 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Norcwich United | 1 - 3 | 0 - 0 | 17,000 |
| 01/09/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Khorne's Bloody Children | 1 - 0 | 1 - 1 | 17,000 |
| 21/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | Lonely Mountain Marauders | 0 - 2 | 0 - 5 | 19,000 |
| 07/07/2009 | The Never-Ending Bloodbath | The Eaglettes | 1 - 3 | 3 - 1 | 20,000 |
