| Player | Position, Team | Ratio* |
|---|
| Spine | Catcher, Stop It! #6 | 54.2857 |
|---|
| Francesc Fabregorcs | Thrower, Dark Lands Gooners #9 | 54.2857 |
|---|
| Bungo "Long Arm" Roper | Linehobbit, Moot All-Stars #1 | 53.3333 |
|---|
| Legolam | Catcher, Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #5 | 48.8889 |
|---|
| Alexandorc Hleb | Blitzer, Dark Lands Gooners #8 | 47.5000 |
|---|
| Kolo Tourorc | Thrower, Dark Lands Gooners #10 | 45.7143 |
|---|
| Cammy "Khazi" Diver | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #10 | 43.3333 |
|---|
| Fat Smithers | Ghoul, The Fabulous Arabian Knights #6 | 42.8571 |
|---|
| Lanky Norbert (deceased) | Ghoul, The Fabulous Arabian Knights #7 | 40.0000 |
|---|
| Celebrite G'est | Catcher, Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #6 | 37.7778 |
|---|
* The rating is based on Star Player Points earned - excluding MVP awards - compared to the player's basic cost. Effectively it's the number of points they've scored per 100,000 dollars they cost when recruited.
| Stars |
| Player | Team, Position | SPP |
|---|
| Legolam | Catcher, Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #5 | 59 |
| Alexandorc Hleb | Blitzer, Dark Lands Gooners #8 | 58 |
| Francesc Fabregorcs | Thrower, Dark Lands Gooners #9 | 53 |
| Spine | Catcher, Stop It! #6 | 53 |
Emerging Stars |
| Player | Team, Position | SPP |
|---|
| Celebrite G'est | Catcher, Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #6 | 49 |
| Fat Smithers | Ghoul, The Fabulous Arabian Knights #6 | 45 |
| Feanor Enemas | Wardancer, Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #2 | 45 |
| Jerry Risenberg | Catcher, Ostland Redbulls #4 | 44 |
| Nippi Figgins | Runner, Bearded Avengers #8 | 42 |
| Fenrdandril Torrell | Thrower, Ulthuan Eagles #12 | 39 |
| Kolo Tourorc | Thrower, Dark Lands Gooners #10 | 37 |
| Randell Moss | Catcher, Ostland Redbulls #3 | 37 |
| Tuskrunna Bob | Blitzer, Orcs is da Best #12 | 34 |
| Cammy "Khazi" Diver | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #10 | 33 |
| Hel'ahk Maibd | Witch Elf, Har Ganeth Executioners #10 | 33 |
| Jenny Tull | Blitzer, Bergsburg Bunnies #13 | 32 |
| Bungo "Long Arm" Roper | Linehobbit, Moot All-Stars #1 | 31 |
| Dunk | Thrower, Stop It! #4 | 31 |
| Ophelia Payne | Thrower, Bergsburg Bunnies #1 | 31 |
| Player | Team, Position | Health | SPP |
|---|
| Lanky Norbert | Ghoul, The Fabulous Arabian Knights #7 | Deceased | 53 |
| Grimli Ironhelm | Runner, Bearded Avengers #9 | Deceased | 21 |
| Drogo Fisher | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #2 | Retired | 11 |
| Peregrine Spinner | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #4 | Retired | 9 |
| Balin Hammerfist | Blocker, Bearded Avengers #15 | Deceased | 6 |
| Filchbright Shinytrap | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #3 | Retired | 6 |
| Saradoc Bunce | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #9 | Deceased | 4 |
| Sekker Dark-Hakker | Line-elf, Har Ganeth Executioners #3 | Retired | 4 |
| "Sergeant" Flash-Swipe | Lineman, Flash's Serial Superstars #4 | Deceased | 2 |
| Hodgkins | Zombie, The Fabulous Arabian Knights #3 | Deceased | 2 |
| Shufti Hairyfeathers | Blocker, Bearded Avengers #2 | Deceased | 2 |
| Tolman Twofoot | Linehobbit, Moot Mosquitos #1 | Deceased | 2 |
| Zuffson Curlywhiskers | Blitzer, Bearded Avengers #6 | Deceased | 2 |
| Cerebronne | Line-elf, Ulthuan Eagles #8 | Deceased | 1 |
| Gambit | Thrower, Stop It! #3 | Deceased | 1 |
*** for insurance valuation purposes. Currently active players only (including those injured).
These are the players who are excelling in each category. To qualify, players must be in the top 5* and have registered at least two passes, touchdowns or casualties or - because they're rarer and not because a hobbit managed one - one interception.
| Interceptions |
|---|
| 2 | Carl Flash-Bomb | Veteran Thrower (Flash's Serial Superstars #7) |
|---|
| 1 | Anwanmane | Veteran Blitzer (Ulthuan Eagles #1) |
|---|
| 1 | Feanor Enemas | Emerging star Wardancer (Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #2) |
|---|
| 1 | Francesc Fabregorcs | Star Thrower (Dark Lands Gooners #9) |
|---|
| 1 | Legolam | Star Catcher (Glorfindel's Gloryhunters #5) |
|---|
| 1 | Peregrine Spinner | Experienced Linehobbit (Moot Mosquitos #4) |
|---|
| 1 | Spine | Star Catcher (Stop It! #6) |
|---|
| 1 | Stomparoonee | Veteran Blitzer (Orcs is da Best #11) |
|---|
| 1 | Walter Scoggins | Rookie Ghoul (The Fabulous Arabian Knights #14) |
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* There are more than five players listed for some categories where more than one individual has the same number of passes, touchdowns, interceptions or casualties.
